Two statues were standing in the park.  For years they had brought pleasure to so many people.

Now the good statue fairy came down to Earth and placed her magic wand on the head of each statue (one was male..the other female).  "You have been such wonderful statues, bringing pleasure to so many people who gazed upon you, I am going to grant you 5 minutes of life."  With a wave of her wand they were alive!

They looked at each other and smiled.  "Do you want to try it?", asked the male statue.  "I sure do!", said the female statue.

So they got down from their pedestals and went running behind the bushes.  There was such a loud thrashing and hollering (that's a southern word...it means to yell), leaves were flying everywhere.  Then all of a sudden everything was quiet and they came from behind the bushes and climbed back on their pedestals.

The male statue said, "We still have one minute left, do you want to try it again?"  "I sure do", said the female statue, but this time YOU hold the pigeon and I'll shit on him!!!"